08/17/2010 (theabridgedversion)

Francesca Cicale:That's positive! That's like burning the bad guys!
Dena Spano:Actually it's like burning the good guys...
1 year ago
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08/12/2010

Francesca Cicale:I don't really understand what you and Rob are doing in this part..
Dena Spanos:Well, you kept saying you want friends. So we were like, "We're your best friends!" and we went in for a group hug but you were asleep so we tried to give it to you without touching.
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Date Forgotten.

Francesca Cicale:Missy, what are you going to do when you have babies?
Melissa Costell:They won't speak. They'll be kept on a shelf so I can appreciate them.
Francesca Cicale:Appreciate what? Their beauty? What if they're ugly?
Melissa Costell:…We both know that won't happen.
1 year ago
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Date Forgotten.

Vincent Cicale:Her belly is the shit. And by the shit, I mean always exposed.
Ryan McElhone:but a real treat for the eyes nonetheless!
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Oh yes, I wore that dress once. In ‘82 at the height of the Great Depression.
Dylan Whelan; date forgotten
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08/17/2010

Missy Costell:My history class tried to arrange a class skydive.
Dena Spanos:That's fucked up.
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The prime dick would taste like berries. Extra points if it jizzes vodka sauce.
Megan Magers, date forgotten
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Date Forgotten.

Nick Lala:Can I pour this out? Like, all over the floor?
Dena Spanos:I will pour it all over your FUCKING FACE.
Nick Lala:Fine. It'll get on your damn floor anyway!
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Little Baby Riding Bigger Baby. Location: Right thurr.
Ryan McElhone. Date forgotten.
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08/04/2010

Francesca Cicale:Awww they're such good friends!
Dena Spanos:Maybe someday we can be like that. Except we won't cheat on each other with other people and have a damn smackdown.
Francesca Cicale:I think ya mean an OAR-down.
Dena Spanos:What's an oar when you've got four?!
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