| Francesca Cicale: | That's positive! That's like burning the bad guys! |
| Dena Spano: | Actually it's like burning the good guys... |
| Francesca Cicale: | I don't really understand what you and Rob are doing in this part.. |
| Dena Spanos: | Well, you kept saying you want friends. So we were like, "We're your best friends!" and we went in for a group hug but you were asleep so we tried to give it to you without touching. |
| Francesca Cicale: | Missy, what are you going to do when you have babies? |
| Melissa Costell: | They won't speak. They'll be kept on a shelf so I can appreciate them. |
| Francesca Cicale: | Appreciate what? Their beauty? What if they're ugly? |
| Melissa Costell: | …We both know that won't happen. |
| Vincent Cicale: | Her belly is the shit. And by the shit, I mean always exposed. |
| Ryan McElhone: | but a real treat for the eyes nonetheless! |
| Missy Costell: | My history class tried to arrange a class skydive. |
| Dena Spanos: | That's fucked up. |
| Nick Lala: | Can I pour this out? Like, all over the floor? |
| Dena Spanos: | I will pour it all over your FUCKING FACE. |
| Nick Lala: | Fine. It'll get on your damn floor anyway! |
| Francesca Cicale: | Awww they're such good friends! |
| Dena Spanos: | Maybe someday we can be like that. Except we won't cheat on each other with other people and have a damn smackdown. |
| Francesca Cicale: | I think ya mean an OAR-down. |
| Dena Spanos: | What's an oar when you've got four?! |